When you get married, you realise how selfish and self-centered you are. Then you have a child, and that realisation increases tenfold. Then you have another...
I'm not sure how much more realisation I can deal with
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate Provides Hilarious Reasons To Flake Out On a Dud of a Date - Sometimes you need a little white lie to break away. Use these as you see fit.
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