Basically because I don't think I'm worth taking more than a minute out of a persons day. If they are going to spend a decent amount of time reading something, it should probably be something worthy of publishing.
Of course, there are always exceptions...
Those guys are worth reading for longer than a minute. But generally, you should probably pick up a good book.
#ExcusesToLeaveMyDate Provides Hilarious Reasons To Flake Out On a Dud of a Date - Sometimes you need a little white lie to break away. Use these as you see fit.
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